I Can’t Do Microwave Dinners Anymore. -Cash

I can’t do microwave dinners anymore.

Happy Taco Tuesday!

I’ve been playing this radio game for 18 years now. Can you believe that? 18 years! I’ve noticed that the older I get, the harder it is for me to live like a bachelor. And, the more I do it, the more I wonder why anyone would ever want to live like this?

My wife and children are still in Texas. The plan is to wait until the end of the school year before they move to the east coast. In the meantime, I’m left fending for myself. For the most part, easy peasy. Then a few weeks pass by and you’re constantly eating the same crap over and over and over… You see the trend here?

On Monday night, I had two more frozen meals that I could have got after. I sat there, staring at the frozen meals, my stomach turning, begging me for something, anything but frozen! I slowly stepped back from the freezer and walked away.

It was at that moment that I realized that I can no longer eat frozen dinners and will instead hit up fast food to avoid the frozen concoction of green beans, imitation meat, and apple sauce that doesn’t taste anything like, applesauce. The only frozen thing to eat is lean cuisine sandwiches. That’s all!

So, what’s a guy to do who is still waiting for his lovely wife and children to arrive? I’ve been given several suggestions about meal prep services but it’s usually a million dollars and tastes like trash.

Whatever it is that I decide to go with, suggestions always welcome, I’m sure it will be much better than the frozen meals that will continue to sit at my one bedroom, shared bath Airbnb.

Tonight, we’ll eat Tacos!

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